I do sometimes make things that impress even myself.
For novelty purposes only. Not to be used as a contraceptive. Will not prevent transmission of STDs. But you probably figured that out yourself, right?
I knit these over a year ago, and I am still convinced they are the greatest things I've ever made. They are approximately the right size, if a little short when unrolled. I will make more one day, perhaps to sell in clever adult toy boutiques if anyone wants any.
Pattern: self-created pattern
Needles: size 0 dpns
Yarn: Dalegarn Stork (left), Knit Picks Simple Stripes (right)
Size: *snicker*
Finished: 2006
Look for the pattern in a future post, though anyone who's knit a hat in the round will likely figure this out just from the picture.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Knit amigurumi condoms!
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crafts,
cuteness,
diversey knits
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OH MY GOODNESS. These are so cool. You should definitely knit up a whole bunch and get them into adult toy boutiques (and elsewhere). They would give new meaning to the word, "stocking stuffer"!!
I just saw something like this in a store here. They were soft-boiled egg warmers.
I totally blogged this. You have my sincerest admiration XD! I reall do think this is amazing, witty, funny, and. . . cute.
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