Friday, May 20, 2005

Lush - 17 Cherry Tree Lane Soap

Today's unofficial theme is "Things That Unintentionally Smell Like Other Things."

I bought a little chunk of 17 Cherry Tree Lane last time I was at Lush, because I really liked the smell. Since then, I've read the customer reviews on the Lush website, many of which mention Lady Foot Locker. Dear God, it's so true. This soap smells exactly like the inside of a brand new pair of sneakers. I can't shower anymore without the incredible urge to run out and buy some new Reeboks.

17 Cherry Tree Lane would be perfect to wash up with right before a hot date with Nelly. I can't imagine what would turn him on faster than the smell of new Air Force Ones. Except maybe a good pair of Apple Bottoms.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i have a problem with apple bottoms. first of all, they look like they're tight enough to give you a really wicked yeast infection. secondly, i do not have anywhere near enough junk in tha trunk for those to look good.

i feel bad for saying "yeast infection" in your scenty blog. quick, everyone! think about flowers!