Viktor? Rolf? I hate your website. I hate any website that automatically launches new windows that take up the entire screen. Web designers? Guys? Stop doing that.
Also, I hate your stupid trendy perfume. It smells like one part Angel mixed with ten parts old vase water after the bouquet has died and you've thrown it away, but there's still some brown leaves stuck in there. And it's a crappy ugly vase that came free with the bouquet.
I sprayed this on my wrists at Saks and couldn't stop smelling myself. It was like an olfactory car crash. Every half hour, I turned to Mom and said, "Smell this. It's still awful." Mom was wearing Prada, which smelled great the whole time. I wanted to sandpaper Flowerbomb off my skin.
It does have great staying power, which isn't a good thing in this case.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Viktor & Rolf - Flowerbomb
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i think you need to get some flowerbomb, and spray it at people you don't like. like vengeance bus, in spray form!
that stuff sounds terrible. please tell me your prada-scanted mama hated it too.
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